Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG

[Rev. Rye]

I can remember a period of time when I trolled Jake Tanner, who wrote an infamous, poorly spelled, Catcher in the Rye-length Naruto fanfic called Naruto Veangance Revelaitons (link that's neither work-safe nor mental health-safe can be found here.) It's basically the story of a perverted menace-cum-abomination against nature called Ronan. He's, well, I'll just let this thing I wrote earlier explain it (hidden for sanity):

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•       No Character Development: The character development is virtually nonexistent; the male lead (Ronan)  exists primarily to fuck and abuse women, and rant about modern music, feminism, and religion, and his harem exists primarily to be sexually attracted to him. His enemies exist only to promote things he hates, particularly things that are diometrically opposed. 
  
• No sane story: The story goes from his battling villains from Naruto to his being a rock star to his ruling Konohagakure according to his whims to his battling the Illuminati to destroying the world with his jism.
  
• Horrible writing and spelling. The book is exactly 23 words shorter than the first Harry Potter book, and the number of sentences without a massive spelling error is in the double digits. Indeed, it's fewer than the number of chapters or sex scenes
  
• Bigotry: Here is a short list of groups the author (and thus, the main character) hates: Fans of Harry Potter, Western Animation, and modern music; religious people (especially Christians); women who aren't totally submissive; gay males (he publicly disembowels a guy for admiring his penis); fat people; capitalists; the mentally ill; his stepfamily; and... Croats. The list goes on and on.
  
• Horrifying sex scenes: One of the most infamous sex scenes has Ronan forcing his girlfriend Sakura to mutilate her vagina as punishment for adultery. After she does that, he immediately fucks the wound, causing it to grow back. Also, at one point, she fucks her newborn daughter with a katana.
  
• Bizarre biology: I'll let this excerpt from Chapter 1 explain it. It's how the main character describes himself.
  

      Yes, he not only claims his penis is several times longer than he is tall, but the penis only gets bigger, up until halfway through the story, where it reaches 45 feet in length. I have concluded he's meant to be an escapee from the Island of Doctor Moreau. Also, his newborn daughter grows to be the exact same age as her parents within a day of being born

•      Deeply disturbing fetishes: Here's just a few: Showers golden, brown, and Roman; incest (he includes his mother, his daughter and the Naruto character who is genetically identical to both of them); he's turned on by the sight of women's blood; pedophilia (to be fair, the girl in question does grow into a mature body within the space of less than a day, but still); getting a BJ from a ghost's severed head; rape; and, of course, destroying the world with one's own Jism.
  

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One of his less horrifying, but still strange, habits was, due to his strident atheism, his insistence on saying "OMD" instead of "OMG." D standing for Dawkins. Of course, the author pretty much acted like a slightly more grounded version of his Gary Stu, turning into a warped mix of Chris-chan and the most depraved, toxically masculine, and fucking stupid early teenaged boy ever, being the sort of person who reacts to criticism by saying something like "Ya well, fuk u, my dick is 199 inches log."  

Of course, he eventually revealed he was a troll all along. That probably should have been obvious, but, honestly, I've known boys in high school that were that insane.

 The kids?

At my high school, the loopiest loons were the De  La Salle,  alleged teachers 

Have you ever had a teacher tell you, a propos of nothing, all about a particularly gross shit he took in graphic detail while you were just trying to get to class?