Would this work?
[Ballad of a domestic terrorist, To the tune of Sinatra's My way]
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
I'll get my pardon
Trump will save me, of this I'm certain
I've accepted all the bull
All Q lies gave me migraines
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
but I needed the attention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without police intervention
I broke through the capital windows
Each careful step on the stairway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
[Ballad of a domestic terrorist, To the tune of Sinatra's My way]
And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
I'll get my pardon
Trump will save me, of this I'm certain
I've accepted all the bull
All Q lies gave me migraines
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
Regrets, I've had a few
but I needed the attention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without police intervention
I broke through the capital windows
Each careful step on the stairway
But more, much more than this
I did it my way
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
Conservative trigger warning.