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A must-have for fundies
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A friend of mine has a Jesus action figure... Still in it's box
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 RE: A must-have for fundies
January 4, 2012 at 8:08 pm
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2012 at 8:08 pm by Cyberman.)
(January 4, 2012 at 2:17 pm)frankiej Wrote: A friend of mine has a Jesus action figure... Still in it's box It's when he opens it after three days and finds it's just an empty box, that's when all the trouble starts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
That's only something a blasphemer would buy.
![[Image: trkdevletbayraklar.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i128.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fp161%2Fazmhyr%2Ftrkdevletbayraklar.jpg) Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?  (January 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:(January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's only something a blasphemer would buy. In Islam, it's forbidden even to picture Jesus, you have to draw him with a white veil over his face, let alone produce his action figure. IT's obviously akin to mocking God. Have they never read the bible, and saw the passage, "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain"? It's the same, it's blasphemy, heresy. Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti? (January 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:(January 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:(January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's only something a blasphemer would buy. Yes, I remember all the fuss a few years ago involving a schoolteacher, a teddy bear named Muhammed, a baying crowd and (the threat of) a very large whip http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7112929.stm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(January 4, 2012 at 10:01 pm)Stimbo Wrote:See, there are people who take it that seriously.(January 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote:(January 4, 2012 at 9:35 pm)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:(January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's only something a blasphemer would buy. But obviously, naming children "Muhammed" is okay, but teddy bears is not? I think they did it just for the lulz. Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?  (January 4, 2012 at 8:51 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: That's only something a blasphemer would buy. A what? "Blasphemy" is an offence which occurs when a believer of any religion gets their panties all out off focus when somebody has the audacity to disagree with or ridicule their personal superstitions. In some socially primitive societies,such as Saudi Arabia or parts of the Southern US, 'blasphemers' can be physically attacked,even killed. Wasn't that long ago that such people were burned alive,so I guess we non believers should be grateful. 
 (January 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: In Islam, it's forbidden even to picture Jesus, you have to draw him with a white veil over his face, let alone produce his action figure. That's partly why it's so god damn funny. Quote:Have they never read the bible, and saw the passage, "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain"? jesus god damn fucking christ! You'll notice that I didn't take the name of the lord THY GOD in vain ... two words which you conveniently left out when quoting scripture above. THE LORD THY GOD ..................... He's not my fucking god! Quote:It's the same, it's blasphemy, heresy. It's only blasphemy to those who accept it as sacred. I have an action figure of jesus myself - given to me as a joke. I gots LOTS of funny pics! ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) |
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