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The doorway to Hell
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Fuck it Cthulhu you better just wing it with some red paint and shit and get to her fast.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 1:40 pm
(January 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm)Voltair Wrote: Fuck it Cthulhu you better just wing it with some red paint and shit and get to her fast.

LMFAO - at least you have your priorities straight.

Its always good to see a young man who knows what is important and what is a waste of time.
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#33
RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 5:04 pm
Oh I may be weird anyway... I am a cuddler :p
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 5:48 pm
Red paint won't do it. I picture Satan as looking like Paul Bettany. When I fantasize about him, we always cuddle after we admire my boobs, and I've had a good spanking.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 7, 2012 at 11:59 pm
Open the door, there's that girl getting everybody all heated. Women... Devil
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 8, 2012 at 12:17 am (This post was last modified: January 8, 2012 at 12:23 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(January 7, 2012 at 5:04 pm)Voltair Wrote: Oh I may be weird anyway... I am a cuddler :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPXs78B0FDc

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(January 7, 2012 at 5:48 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Red paint won't do it. I picture Satan as looking like Paul Bettany. When I fantasize about him, we always cuddle after we admire my boobs, and I've had a good spanking.

[Image: Bedazzled-movie-01.jpg]

THAT is Satan.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 8, 2012 at 5:43 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 8, 2012 at 7:23 am
You don't need to sell your soul, just go and spend about 75$ in any ukrainian brothel to get angels from heaven.
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 8, 2012 at 8:10 am
(January 8, 2012 at 7:23 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: You don't need to sell your soul, just go and spend about 75$ in any ukrainian brothel to get angels from heaven.

So you are very cheap (aka Low value) then mehmet?? Big Grin
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RE: The doorway to Hell
January 8, 2012 at 11:05 am
(January 8, 2012 at 8:10 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:
(January 8, 2012 at 7:23 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: You don't need to sell your soul, just go and spend about 75$ in any ukrainian brothel to get angels from heaven.

So you are very cheap (aka Low value) then mehmet?? Big Grin

I don't think I follow you. What are you trying to say?
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