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Why Adam had no sense.
#11
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
(January 11, 2012 at 7:09 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Adam didn't have any sense because he did what a woman told him to do.

*ducks & runs*

*Rev J stands on the side lines rooting on Thomas*

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#12
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
(January 12, 2012 at 3:33 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Adam would've been too busy naming 2 million species of animals. Probably more back then since so many have since died off.

I wonder how all 2 million happened to wander by Adam ... or maybe god gave Adam some photos of Australian, Asian, African, and the Americas animals? .... or maybe Adam walked the entire earth and swam all the oceans?

How long does it take one to name that many animals? I mean for christsake he couldn't have been too terribly smart ... he trusted a woman he'd just met and ate a fruit that an all-powerful deity told him not to.

Dur

Duh, one land mass, where were you in science class, probably carving your name in the desk.
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#13
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
Quote:Duh, one land mass, where were you in science class, probably carving your name in the desk.
Think of it as a pathetic attempt at immortality GC

So tell me GC? Do you masturbate frequently while cruising this board, or only after you make posts like the one you just did?
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#14
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
One land mass? Care to show me evidence of an agricultural society 200million years old (at the very youngest)? Meh, screw it, just dig up some 200million year old human remains? You do realize that we don't even find mammals before 200mya? Don't try to quip snarky about class while simultaneously exposing yourself as a complete moron.
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(January 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Duh, one land mass, where were you in science class, probably carving your name in the desk.

OK, please tell me how one land mass split into seven continents over the course of just 6,000 years.

This should be fun. *grabs popcorn*
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#16
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
Goddidit.

(Ha, beat you to it!)
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#17
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
That was such a letdown.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#18
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
people like GC make me want to start my Inspirational Sermons podcast up again just to have a telephone interview with him.
(January 13, 2012 at 6:53 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(January 13, 2012 at 4:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Duh, one land mass, where were you in science class, probably carving your name in the desk.

OK, please tell me how one land mass split into seven continents over the course of just 6,000 years.

This should be fun. *grabs popcorn*

It cant...and if it did, then life as we know it on this planet would have ceased to exist with such a geo-active surface.
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#19
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
Just another one of those things I like to call the "miracles never considered or acknowledged".
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#20
RE: Why Adam had no sense.
Wait wait ... your god created the world 6 to 8000 years ago and then AFTER he declared that it was good and rested, he decided to break up the giant land mass into continents???? ... oh and he did this all while humans and animals were walking around on it too???


What the .....?


Please o sweet fucking jesus ... tell me that you're just pulling my leg and that you aren't really that exceptionally stupid. Please! I need to know that the human race still has a chance.

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