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Slayer goes to church
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RE: Slayer goes to church
(January 24, 2012 at 6:04 pm)padraic Wrote: Me too.

I once went to a Pentacostal revival. (I went with a young woman whose panties I wanted badly to remove).

People were dropping like flies, being "slain in the spirit" (that's when the pastor gives you an almighty shove on the forehead and you fall down)
PLUS people were talking and SINGING in tongues all over the place.

A we were leaving,she was glowing,obviously in another world.She asked breathlessly "Well, what did you think of THAT?"

Being young and stupid, I just HAD to be fucking honest didn't I. So I said "that was the most remarkable example of mass hypnosis I've ever seen"

No panty removal for me.

Question here,
Did you realize at the time Pentecostal Christians generally don't believe having in sex before marriage?
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RE: Slayer goes to church
Note the adverb you supplied. The man was trying to be a fucking scientist, for christ sakes.
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