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January 25, 2012 at 2:33 am
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Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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January 25, 2012 at 2:34 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#23
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January 25, 2012 at 2:35 am
(January 25, 2012 at 2:30 am)Hitchslap Wrote:
(January 25, 2012 at 2:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen. (It's ok; I slapped my own face.)

Or the famous, "tits or gtfo" works too. Big Grin

I'm far too much of a gentleman for anything like that. Unless I can get away with it of course, at which point all bets are off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 25, 2012 at 2:36 am


"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#25
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January 25, 2012 at 2:42 am
(January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: good morning forum...uhm i had another interesting dream last night...
and the details of the dream are not important.

i just woke up and i wanted to share this with you like as soon as possible but...yesterday i was thinking about how a lot of atheists have been bombarding my last thread and been bombarding my posts and they have been saying really cruel things about god,about jesus, about my father,my heavenly father AND
i have a question for all of you...for all of you atheists out there:

if god doesn't exist,who wrote the bible?

think about that one,think about it.

Wow. If you don't know that the bible was written by people.. drunk on wine people... then you're really unfortunately ignorant of the history of the shitty bible. If a god wrote that literary garbage, then how do you explain why it's written so poorly? It's full of contradictions and inconsistencies. Not exactly the masterpiece of any gods. Unless the god who wrote it was just 8 shades of fucked up that night.
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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 2:42 am
Oh great, I have to beat men in tights?

Fine, I will try.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E-47VmFopE

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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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January 25, 2012 at 2:47 am


"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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January 25, 2012 at 2:55 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fe11OlMiz8&ob=av2e

I'll keep bloody countering until the OP is lost entirely.

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Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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January 25, 2012 at 2:58 am
Right with you darlin...



"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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January 25, 2012 at 3:01 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 3:01 am by Cosmic Ape.)
Science is Interesting, Bitches!


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