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Oh Dear Lord! Bees!

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Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
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Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm
I might have shown this to some of you, but I would like to share it on here because every now and then I come back to this blog post and laugh my tits off. This morning was one of those mornings. This is the most classic case of American ingenuity I can find. The captions are priceless.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthr...id=2243176

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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 12:16 pm
(January 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I might have shown this to some of you, but I would like to share it on here because every now and then I come back to this blog post and laugh my tits off. This morning was one of those mornings. This is the most classic case of American ingenuity I can find. The captions are priceless.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthr...id=2243176

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Oh my life Bees and antigravity technology! <=0
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 1:10 pm by LastPoet.)
Meh, bees are quite sociable, its wasps that are real bitches! Big Grin
But they should've waited untill night, at night they are dumb and you can easily get in range with a bug killer spray.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 1:43 pm
IMO, a better teaser would have been one of the fire pics. I saw this thread a few years ago now.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 1:48 pm
I'm running on 3.5-4 hours sleep, and yes, it was a couple years ago that I first came across it. Still hilarious...at least to someone swimming through the fog of the day.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm
I've read that post before. I'd probably have gotten a hive for them and let them make honey.

(January 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Meh, bees are quite sociable, its wasps that are real bitches! Big Grin

Yeah, unless you go to their country club, they pretty much don't want to have much to do with you.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
January 25, 2012 at 1:58 pm
ROFLOL good one, DT

Yeah - as a gardener the bees are invaluable. I was joking about American ingenuity, I hope everyone realizes - that blog post is such a typical drunk suburban response to bees (or wasps) that it cracks me up every time I see it. The neighborhood my ex grew up in portrayed this behavior to the max.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
February 16, 2012 at 12:52 pm



'Nough said.
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
February 16, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Am I the only person who feels bad for the bees? Sad
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RE: Oh Dear Lord! Bees!
February 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm
No, Nap - even though I find it a hilarious recording of suburbia, bees are pretty important to gardeners, and that was quite a waste.
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