I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Delicious Fetus Too!!

[reverendjeremiah]

I would never eat any food containing ingredients made from aborted fetuses. There is no way you can be certain the fetus was clean. It could have been a christian fetus.

Thats one of the reasons why Matzos taste like shit.

[thesummerqueen]

No it doesn't, and we have a long history of eating Christian babies. It's why *I* taste so good.

[reverendjeremiah]

No it doesn't, and we have a long history of eating Christian babies. It's why *I* taste so good.

LOL, now if it is a baby spread with the right blend of peppers on the matzo then that sounds good to me.

Which brings up another little "hey ho" of history past. Jews were killed on the idea that they were stealing "host" from the catholic church and pricking them with a nail to make them bleed, in essense re-crucifying christ all over again.

Many jews died from this bullshit story.

My question is why didnt the catholic church freak the fuck out over the fact that most Christians were sinking their teeth into the host and eating their god? why would people believe that if you peirce the "host" with a nail, then you would obviously taste blood if you sank your teeth into it?

LOL...I guess I will never understand it.

[thesummerqueen]

Christians didn't need a reason to kill Jews. They just needed a place. The rest is just something to dither about over a cask of sacramental wine.

[reverendjeremiah]

Christians didn't need a reason to kill Jews. They just needed a place. The rest is just something to dither about over a cask of sacramental wine.

Stepping back and looking at the grand scheme of jew killing I can see were one could easily come to the same conclusion you just did...

But damnit! Those babies are so delicious you cant eat just one...