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From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
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RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 5:31 pm)Tiberius Wrote: This is why my Facebook account can't be found by anyone who isn't already my friend. Privacy settings FTW.

Well, I have a huge family and people I haven't seen in forever pop up on facebook every now and then. I like them to be able to find me.

I replied to her with "What the hell is this?" This is what I got back.

Quote:We all have 1 chance at life... 1 chance to pass this test to make it into heaven. Dont miss it.

I will eventually block her, but I wouldn't want to miss it if she gets amusing.
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#12
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
Tell her your favourite past times are aboriton and contraceptive taking.
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#13
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 5:16 pm)Shell B Wrote:
Quote:What if Jesus isnt real what happens to christians when they die? Nothing? What if Jesus is real what happens to non believers when they die? Hell! Its better to b safe than sorry. We all 1 chance at life. 1 chance to make it into the kningdom of heaven. Dont miss it.

Seriously, lady? Unsolicited messages will make me see things your way. *gag*

The saddest part is that Christians consider that to be the #1 best argument for Christianity. They call it "decision theory" and that it is logical.
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#14
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 5:28 pm)Shell B Wrote: It was a she.

I thought the bible tells her to stay in the kitchen.
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#15
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
Not suprised. These are the same people who go to poverty stricken areas to convince the weak and vulnerable to convert by giving out food. Christianity has a bad history. They first killed people to convert and now they are lying to people so they convert them.
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#16
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Quote:What if Jesus isnt real what happens to christians when they die? Nothing. What if Hades/Allah/Odin/Apollo is real what happens to Christians amongst other believers and the like when they die? Hell! Its better to b safe than sorry.

Fixed. Just send it back. Tongue
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#17
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 8:09 pm)Ace Otana Wrote:
Quote:What if Allah is real what happens to muslims when they die? Nothing. What if Allah is real what happens to muslims amongst other believers and the like when they die? Hell! Its better to b safe than sorry.

Fixed. Just send it back. Tongue
fixed it for you

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#18
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 8:11 pm)Zakir_250 Wrote: fixed it for you

You haven't left yet?
I think I was the one who suggested you battle it out with the Christian fuck-heads in this forum. It was just a suggestion, not a "call-out"...

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#19
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
(February 12, 2012 at 8:21 pm)Forsaken Wrote: You haven't left yet?
I think I was the one who suggested you battle it out with the Christian fuck-heads in this forum. It was just a suggestion, not a "call-out"...

So you're the reason that fucker is still here! Get him men!
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#20
RE: From a Complete Stranger in My Facebook Inbox
Why - does he like men?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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