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Christianity and the 10 Commandments

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Christianity and the 10 Commandments
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#51
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 10:48 pm
The funny thing is, he outsmarts them too.
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#52
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm
(February 17, 2012 at 10:45 pm)Shell B Wrote: Haha, even if you were to take that on faith, it would fall apart. Humans were supposedly here before Satan fell from heaven, right? Well, how the fuck did he move all that shit around without anyone noticing? He's not exactly Voldemort.

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#53
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I was talking about Satan, but that is fucking hilarious! Mucho kudos. I'm stealing it.
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RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 11:15 pm
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 11:15 pm
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#56
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 11:17 pm
(February 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm)Shell B Wrote: I was talking about Satan, but that is fucking hilarious! Mucho kudos. I'm stealing it.

My brain isn't exactly working tonight. Sad
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#57
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm
(February 17, 2012 at 11:17 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote:
(February 17, 2012 at 11:13 pm)Shell B Wrote: I was talking about Satan, but that is fucking hilarious! Mucho kudos. I'm stealing it.

My brain isn't exactly working tonight. Sad

It's perfectly fun. It was still hilarious! I hope you feel better.

By the way, I missed that "never rained before the flood bit." That's awesome. It has been raining ever since it could, which was around the time the Earth became less like Mordor, if I am not mistaken. This is just ludicrous.
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#58
RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 18, 2012 at 2:31 am
Quote:This is just ludicrous.

If there is one thing I have learned from this board it is that there is nothing so ludicrous that some religious asshole won't utter it and swear it is true.
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RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 18, 2012 at 6:10 am
(February 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm)Shell B Wrote: By the way, I missed that "never rained before the flood bit." That's awesome. It has been raining ever since it could, which was around the time the Earth became less like Mordor, if I am not mistaken. This is just ludicrous.

I have a recollection that this "theory"(the vapour shell etc) was originally proposed by Kent Hovind, a man so stupid that even other cretinists avoid him.
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RE: Christianity and the 10 Commandments
February 18, 2012 at 6:43 am
Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation!
Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

-4th verse of the american national anthem
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