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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?

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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 18, 2012 at 10:00 am
That was great Steve.
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February 18, 2012 at 11:00 am
Postit Notes are your friend!
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#13
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February 18, 2012 at 11:36 am
Virtually everything Chris-Chan says in these videos are almost guaranteed to be considered to be up there, from the electric vaginal torture to the huge, Wakko Warner-style burp at the end. Do I really have to say that this is NSFW?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq35fqRk...r_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpj5Hg80f...r_embedded
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 19, 2012 at 4:54 am
Elizabeth: [singing, while having sex with the monster] "Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!"

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February 20, 2012 at 5:54 am
I have aids..
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February 20, 2012 at 9:09 am
How much is this going to cost me?
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February 20, 2012 at 10:07 pm
"My brother is better than you."
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 21, 2012 at 6:37 pm
(February 20, 2012 at 9:09 am)Faith No More Wrote: How much is this going to cost me?

I dont care how quick, you still have to pay..
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February 21, 2012 at 6:41 pm (This post was last modified: February 21, 2012 at 6:41 pm by Napoléon.)
I know what the best thing is to say.

"AUTO BOTS TRANSFORM"

Then you change sex position. If they aren't impressed with you after that then they never will be.
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February 21, 2012 at 6:45 pm
(February 21, 2012 at 6:41 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I know what the best thing is to say.

"AUTO BOTS TRANSFORM"

Then you change sex position. If they aren't impressed with you after that then they never will be.

Wow. I am going to try that one.
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