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#11
RE: Guess what?
February 28, 2012 at 9:18 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 8:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Wifes pregnant Smile

See what happens when you're not careful where you stick that thing?




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February 28, 2012 at 9:19 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 9:20 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Oh I was pretty careful..lol. It's not like I missed. Thanks for all the gratz guys..lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
RE: Guess what?
February 28, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Congrats.

Too soon for "its not a clown car" jokes?
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February 28, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Hahaha, never too soon for jokes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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February 28, 2012 at 9:59 pm
[Image: clown-car.jpg?w=480]
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February 28, 2012 at 10:18 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 10:20 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
You got a long way to go to catch up with the Duggars.

Congrats. We've got two of our own and never a dull moment.

Does this mean you've been using the Rhythm method?
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February 28, 2012 at 10:53 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 10:54 pm by Shell B.)
(February 28, 2012 at 8:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Wifes pregnant Smile

Jesus, dude. Put the dick away! Tongue

Congrats, fucker.
(February 28, 2012 at 9:04 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Don't applaud too loudly - it's no huge feat for an Irishman to knock someone up. Tongue

In fact, there's no huge anything involved. Tongue
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February 28, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Anyone wants to confirm that - he regularly shows up to the Google + hang outs...pantsless.
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February 28, 2012 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2012 at 11:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Pants off dance off, just tryin to rock out with my cock out summer.

-Shell...some girls like to root for the little guy, what can I say?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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February 28, 2012 at 11:39 pm
(February 28, 2012 at 11:34 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -Shell...some girls like to root for the little guy, what can I say?

Understood. I've had a few leprechauns myself. Tongue
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