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All dead mormons are now gay

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All dead mormons are now gay
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All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 7:13 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2012 at 7:15 pm by Ziploc Surprise.)
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 7:38 pm
ROTFLOL

I converted Gregory Carter, I don't know who that is, but he's gay now.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm
I just converted 7 Mormons Big Grin
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 7:43 pm (This post was last modified: March 4, 2012 at 7:44 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Christopher Cook and Douglas Hayes are now having butt sex in the Mormon afterlife.
Just for good measure, I added Catherine Thompson and Carolyn Alexander.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 7:58 pm
What'd we do, send em a picture of Ace?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm
I converted Mitt Romney.

He has all the charisma of a corpse.
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 8:52 pm
It's too bad you can only baptize dead Mormons. I'd like to baptize my sister-in-law. Maybe she'll stop having so many babies.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm
But Zip...we'd starve.....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Confusedhock:
(March 4, 2012 at 9:06 pm)Rhythm Wrote: But Zip...we'd starve.....

I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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RE: All dead mormons are now gay
March 4, 2012 at 11:42 pm
I clicked "Choose-a-mormon" and George Carlin's name appeared...WTF?!?!?


LOL


Anyways, I was thinking a few days ago of doing something like this but with atheism
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