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I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 9, 2012 at 3:42 pm
(March 9, 2012 at 3:37 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Let them teach the bible as history, and they'll start teaching the entire thing as scientific fact.

Well if they teach that much of what's in the Bible isn't supported by archaeology. If they teach that the religion developed over time (for example in Genesis it appears as if the Jews were not monotheists). They could also go into who actually wrote the Bible and why. Also go into what and how much was forged. You could also go into how throughout time people have used portions of the Bible to justify horrible acts. There's probably enough for an entire course. Think about it.
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 9, 2012 at 3:52 pm
"Our founding fathers founded this country on Christianity, and they never intended the bible to be removed from our schools"

WHAT?!? There were no public schools back then. There werent ANY schools back then. In fact Jefferson started on of the first colleges in Virginia and made it into a secular institution.

Chuck norris is a fucking idiot...pull up his interview with pat robertson where Norris said if he was to be given the power Chuck would line up all of the politicians and judges, and the ones who werent right wing christian he would kick their asses and boot them out of their position...wait, here it is.:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC7zZF4awE8

Chuck norris is known for supporting the most extreme right wing evangelical politicans.
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 9, 2012 at 3:54 pm
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People actually have respect for Chuck Norris?!?!?

Terrible actor. Horrible movies. Yard gnome. Christian. Fucktard.



How could one lose respect for someone who never had a shot at gaining it in the first place???????????
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 9, 2012 at 6:17 pm
(March 9, 2012 at 11:49 am)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: Aparently he is against vaccines as well. http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2011/1...y_on_v.php

Oh, that's a great idea! We'll just let Chuck Norris punch all the diseases to death!
We might need to test his aptitude first, though. I suggest locking him in a room filled with crazed, avian-flue ridden chickens normally used for cockfighting.
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 9, 2012 at 7:38 pm
A shit actor who made shit movies.

Why would anyone respect an actor anyway? Unless he was a very good actor and you only respected his acting.
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 10, 2012 at 12:02 am
Bugger...clicked on this thread looking for new "Chuck Norris Jokes" Sad
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RE: I've lost all respect for Chuck Norris
March 10, 2012 at 12:13 am
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