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Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
Zidneya Offline
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Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 12:46 am
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 12:47 am
He's welcome to try. Rotsa ruck, Chuck.
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 12:53 am
How fortunate for us that America would never elect a washed-up third-rate actor to the presidency.



Oh....


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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 12:56 am
Gosh, another right wing, chest beating "patriotic" moron without any understanding of the origins of the phrase "in god we trust" and why it's not as emblematic of America as he would want. Shocker. Rolleyes
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 1:05 am
Who's chuck Norris? He looks like (censored)
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 1:07 am
Gee, Chuck, maybe we need a state religion ??

We'll pick one of the 40,000 Christian sects at random, (God controls how dice fall, after all) and hopefully, Mr. Norris, you'll be pleased with the result.
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 1:13 am
Atheist=Anti-American? Shoot, I gotta reconvert. I'll be back later fellas. *kicks rocks*
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 2:40 am
For freedom!

...uhh, hang on...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 7:16 pm
Religious fucktard he may be, but DAMN, he has a purdy mouth !!
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RE: Oh you want a pice of me Norris?
October 6, 2014 at 7:22 pm
Not to worry, Yanks. The day Chuck Norris is elected president is they day there's a bicycle path between our two countries.

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