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Noah's Ark
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RE: Noah's Ark
June 6, 2012 at 5:03 am (This post was last modified: June 6, 2012 at 5:04 am by Reforged.)
(June 6, 2012 at 12:28 am)Drich Wrote:
(June 5, 2012 at 10:50 pm)cato123 Wrote: Here's my "real" question. Me to god (not you Dirch): "Why did you stand by (or sit, or squat, or be in all places at once) and do nothing when a ten year old boy was buggered in the shower at a prominate university?".

Let me know if you Get your answer directly from Him. If not I'd be happy to share the one He gave me when I asked that same question.

Wait... I'm hearing him right now... He says to ask you and mushroom slap the shit out of you if you don't give a straight answer. He says hes not your customer services desk and to stop refering people to him when you haven't got a good retort.
His words man, not mine. Undecided
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RE: Noah's Ark
June 7, 2012 at 4:52 am
(March 21, 2012 at 1:26 am)Drich Wrote: For example, If you could ask God anything what would it be?

Easy: Why are you such an enormous gigantic asshole?
I have no problem sharing a common ancestor with the apes; it's being related to some people that bothers me.
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RE: Noah's Ark
June 7, 2012 at 7:04 am
(June 7, 2012 at 4:52 am)Bravo Wrote:
(March 21, 2012 at 1:26 am)Drich Wrote: For example, If you could ask God anything what would it be?

Easy: Why are you such an enormous gigantic asshole?

I can answer that.

When you are all powerful you don't have to give a shit about who gets hurt.
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RE: Noah's Ark
June 7, 2012 at 7:11 am
(June 7, 2012 at 7:04 am)Brian37 Wrote: When you are all powerful you don't have to give a shit about who gets hurt.

And we are supposed to worship that. May the holy lips get stuck to my ass for the rest of the eternity.
I have no problem sharing a common ancestor with the apes; it's being related to some people that bothers me.
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RE: Noah's Ark
June 7, 2012 at 5:26 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 7:11 am)Bravo Wrote:
(June 7, 2012 at 7:04 am)Brian37 Wrote: When you are all powerful you don't have to give a shit about who gets hurt.

And we are supposed to worship that. May the holy lips get stuck to my ass for the rest of the eternity.

You'd let God's lips touch your ass considering where they have been. You know he is everywhere which would mean he's been in everyone's colon.
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