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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:18 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 11:16 pm)picto90 Wrote: (March 17, 2012 at 11:10 pm)mediamogul Wrote: "I don't need proof. I have faith." is probably the real third.
It feels like victory to me when a Christian says that, as it's the go-to answer when you've stumped them.
Well I must be doing alright then because I have gotten that one a bunch!
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:35 pm
I also hate it when you ask a Christian about the bible how do they know it's the true word of god.
The bible says it's the word of god, so it must be true because it says so in the bible that the bible is the word of god, so it must be true that the bible is the word of god.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
The one I can't stand is: "It's all part of god's plan."
What a fucking cop out.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:37 pm
Pretty much anything after "I'm a xtian and ...................."
Its all into the shitter from there.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 17, 2012 at 11:51 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 11:15 pm)Loading Please Wait Wrote: When my Christian friends tell me I haven't looked hard enough to find Jesus.
I did find Jesus. He's in the same box as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.
I found Jesus. I just removed my brain and there he was.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 18, 2012 at 2:47 am
"You can't understand it because you haven't opened up your heart to Christ."
"We can't begin to understand the mind of god."
"Why do you hate god so much?"
"What do you mean you don't believe in god!?!?!?!"
"I'll pray for you."
"I didn't come from no dang monkey!"
"I guess you find out the truth one day."
"God is love, so how can you honestly say you love yourself?"
I could go on all day.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 18, 2012 at 5:57 am
"God exists in a METAphysical realm, so your science can't touch him"
Somehow, removing God to the same realm as the imagination is considered an argument. Pisses me off.
Personally, I think this is more of the "Go To" argument when a theist is stumped.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 18, 2012 at 5:59 am
Did anyone give the one word answer anything yet? World would be a much better place if Christians were seen and not heard.
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RE: I hate it when christians say...
March 18, 2012 at 6:44 am
I thought of a few more...
Doctor- Your husband made it through surgery, he's going to be fine.
"Oh, thank GOD!"
That kills me. No thanking the doctor? What a fucking prick thing to say.
Also, "God gave us free will."
They say this in the same breath they say, "He has a plan for everyone."
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