I hate it when christians say...

[Minimalist]

[KichigaiNeko]

[lezbehonest]

Definitely, "I'll pray for you." They say that and I think "Okay, fuck you too."

[pablo628]

When they ask for prayers for themselves or someone else.

[Zidneya]

I hope you don't mind if I quote from another thread my answer. Is just that someone else already asked me that same question before in this forum.

• You need Jesus.
  
• God is gonna punish you.
  
• Why do you hate God?
  
• Oh you are an atheist? Because you certainly don't act like an atheist.
  
• Open your heart to Jesus.
  
• I know deep down you do believe in God.
  
• Evolution is a Religion.
  
• Atheism is a Religion.
  
• Do you worship the Devil?
  
• Hitter was an atheist you know.
  
• It's not too late you can still come back to the right path.
  
• You are going to hell and I'll pray for you.
  
• There is no such thing as atheism everyone has to believe in something.
  
• Read the Bible I challenge you.
  
• Atheist? What is wrong with you?
  
• Don't let the devil deceive you.
  
• What would make you believe in God?
  
• What are you gay or something?
  
• What is it feel to live without Moral?
  
• Are you drugged?
  
• Why you oppress me?
  
• Why do you hate us? we aren't asking you to believe in God.
  
• God exists you know and he loves you despite your sins.
  
• Hahaha yeah right an atheist.
  
• Would you come to church next week there are some people I would like you to meet.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any friends.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are still single.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any kids.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your wife/husband left you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your kids hate you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your grandkids ignore you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die first.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die last and alone.
  
• Don't let a bad experience ruin your life.
  
• What made you lose your faith?
  
• This is just a test.
  
• Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?
  
• God hates you.
  
• It's okay if you are an atheist I don't feel sorry for you.
  
• No! Please! Don't leave. Just promise me you ain't gonna do anything stupid.
  
• Atheist? what is that a rock band or something?
  
• Atheist? Your life must be very boring.
  
• You just want to sin.
  
• It's okay I'm still going to heaven.
  
• You are breaking Jesus heart
  
• You are breaking God's heart
  
• You are breaking my heart.
  
• Atheist! Oh Good Lord!
  
• This is because that friend of yours isn't it?
  
• This is because that girl/boyfriend of yours isn't it?
  
• It's just a phase.
  
• It's because your faith ain't strong enough.
  
• Who do you think created you?
  
• You can't prove God existence you have to believe in him.
  
• Why are you so blind.
  
• Why!! God why have you've done this to him.
  
• Darwin was just a man.
  
• We already proven God's existence.
  
• Let me save you.
  
• Don't kill yourself.
  
• Shhh do you want God to punish us?
  
• Stay away from my family.
  
• Oh God Nooo. Not you!!
  
• You need therapy.
  
• Why are you doing this to me!
  
• Why are you obsessed with nothing?
  
• Atheist? Am I being punk'd?
  
• Don't you wanna hang out with the ultimate rebel?
  
• Wait until you get in loved then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until you got children then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until God punish you then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• When you'll die where are you going?
  
• I know God exists I've seen him.
  
• He is still gonna judge you.
  
• Atheist? You don't believe in what? What…? What are you trying to say?
  
• Atheist? Yeah right tell that to Jesus.
  
• Have you ever gone to church?
  
• Have you read the bible?
  
• Have you heard about Jesus?
  
• Do you celebrate Christmas?
  
• Evolution is a lie.
  
• People like you is the reason why the world is what it its right now.
  
• That's Blasphemy.
  
• Were you molested as a kid?
  
• Is evidence all you care? Why? Why are you so stubborn.
  
• Evidence that's all you care don't you?
  
• Atheist of course you're not. Don't be ridiculous.
  
• Now come on sing with me. Kumbaya my lord kumbaya♪♫♪
  
• Have you ever tried to talk to God?
  
• God bless you.
  
• I'm doing God's will
  
  

[Minimalist]

When they ask for prayers for themselves or someone else.

I can never figure out what they are praying for? They attribute everything to their stupid-assed god so are they praying for him to change his mind?

[StealthySkeptic]

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I hope you don't mind if I quote from another thread my answer. Is just that someone else already asked me that same question before in this forum.

• You need Jesus.
  
• God is gonna punish you.
  
• Why do you hate God?
  
• Oh you are an atheist? Because you certainly don't act like an atheist.
  
• Open your heart to Jesus.
  
• I know deep down you do believe in God.
  
• Evolution is a Religion.
  
• Atheism is a Religion.
  
• Do you worship the Devil?
  
• Hitter was an atheist you know.
  
• It's not too late you can still come back to the right path.
  
• You are going to hell and I'll pray for you.
  
• There is no such thing as atheism everyone has to believe in something.
  
• Read the Bible I challenge you.
  
• Atheist? What is wrong with you?
  
• Don't let the devil deceive you.
  
• What would make you believe in God?
  
• What are you gay or something?
  
• What is it feel to live without Moral?
  
• Are you drugged?
  
• Why you oppress me?
  
• Why do you hate us? we aren't asking you to believe in God.
  
• God exists you know and he loves you despite your sins.
  
• Hahaha yeah right an atheist.
  
• Would you come to church next week there are some people I would like you to meet.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any friends.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are still single.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you don't have any kids.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your wife/husband left you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your kids hate you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why your grandkids ignore you.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die first.
  
• Atheist? You see this is why you are gonna die last and alone.
  
• Don't let a bad experience ruin your life.
  
• What made you lose your faith?
  
• This is just a test.
  
• Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?
  
• God hates you.
  
• It's okay if you are an atheist I don't feel sorry for you.
  
• No! Please! Don't leave. Just promise me you ain't gonna do anything stupid.
  
• Atheist? what is that a rock band or something?
  
• Atheist? Your life must be very boring.
  
• You just want to sin.
  
• It's okay I'm still going to heaven.
  
• You are breaking Jesus heart
  
• You are breaking God's heart
  
• You are breaking my heart.
  
• Atheist! Oh Good Lord!
  
• This is because that friend of yours isn't it?
  
• This is because that girl/boyfriend of yours isn't it?
  
• It's just a phase.
  
• It's because your faith ain't strong enough.
  
• Who do you think created you?
  
• You can't prove God existence you have to believe in him.
  
• Why are you so blind.
  
• Why!! God why have you've done this to him.
  
• Darwin was just a man.
  
• We already proven God's existence.
  
• Let me save you.
  
• Don't kill yourself.
  
• Shhh do you want God to punish us?
  
• Stay away from my family.
  
• Oh God Nooo. Not you!!
  
• You need therapy.
  
• Why are you doing this to me!
  
• Why are you obsessed with nothing?
  
• Atheist? Am I being punk'd?
  
• Don't you wanna hang out with the ultimate rebel?
  
• Wait until you get in loved then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until you got children then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• Wait until God punish you then you are gonna change your mind.
  
• When you'll die where are you going?
  
• I know God exists I've seen him.
  
• He is still gonna judge you.
  
• Atheist? You don't believe in what? What…? What are you trying to say?
  
• Atheist? Yeah right tell that to Jesus.
  
• Have you ever gone to church?
  
• Have you read the bible?
  
• Have you heard about Jesus?
  
• Do you celebrate Christmas?
  
• Evolution is a lie.
  
• People like you is the reason why the world is what it its right now.
  
• That's Blasphemy.
  
• Were you molested as a kid?
  
• Is evidence all you care? Why? Why are you so stubborn.
  
• Evidence that's all you care don't you?
  
• Atheist of course you're not. Don't be ridiculous.
  
• Now come on sing with me. Kumbaya my lord kumbaya♪♫♪
  
• Have you ever tried to talk to God?
  
• God bless you.
  
• I'm doing God's will
  
  

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Quoted. For. TRUTH!!!!

[Simon Moon]

"God works in mysterious ways"

Translation: he's a prick. Or you're too lazy to fix a situation properly.

The way I usually take this is that they use it when backed into a corner ad they've run out of ways to rationalize their beliefs.

I usually hear it when discussing Yahweh's psychopathic, genocidal behavior.

[ShaMan]

"Doesn't that (tree, river, rainbow, sunset, mountain range, etc.) just say 'GOD' to you?"

Ummm...

NO!

[Elskidor]

I get annoyed hearing anything concerning their religion. As long as they have those Jesus hats on they all sound retarded to me.