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Us atheists are just stupid.
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If you let him close then he will bite you and you will turn.
Remove the head or destroy the brain, folks. That is the only way to deal with these people. Cunt
frankiej, god is a nice zombie. He will only torture you for eternity if you don't let him bite you. Now isn't that nice? He just wants you to love him, dammit! LOVE HIM OR SUFFFFEEERRRRR!
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(March 19, 2012 at 1:06 am)aleialoura Wrote: frankiej, god is a nice zombie. Nice zombies don't exist. Totally imaginary. So, that clears up the question of whether Jesus existed. Cunt
(March 19, 2012 at 1:08 am)frankiej Wrote:(March 19, 2012 at 1:06 am)aleialoura Wrote: frankiej, god is a nice zombie. Satan has taken over your mind and tricked you into not loving jesus for the sweet, good-natured zombie he is. Repent now, or be cast into the pit. He loves you, frankiej. He telepathically spoke to me and told me to tell you that he has a special plan for you. All you have to do is let him eat half your face off and give a finger up for his velociraptor. He also needs four-hundred bucks, which he says you can just give to me, I'll know what to do with it. He's making you a very special, limited time offer. I suggest you take it. I'll pray that he may touch you as he's touched me. It feels warm and tingly.. you'll just love it. 42
I will not let a zombie get at my heart.
Cunt
Jesus is touching me as I type this. I'll probably touch Him when He's finished. It's only fair.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I feel like I've just swallowed him, and now he's swimming around inside me.
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If you're impressed now, just wait until the Second Coming.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(March 19, 2012 at 1:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: If you're impressed now, just wait until the Second Coming.  He's taking forever to come! I wonder if he would mind if I just watched a little t.v. until he does come again. 42
Why do I get the feeling we've started our own religion here?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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