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Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
(April 2, 2012 at 11:37 pm)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

http://gizmodo.com/5898382/priest-accide...ngregation

Thats not how all congregations are held? Why were the parents there? Wait... Oh no... Father O'Brien how could you!? :'(
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RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
(April 15, 2012 at 1:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: A rather curious development:

Inquiry into gay images in doubt after theft of laptop

So the only one's doing an investigation are church officials and the laptop is now 'stolen' (and ans was the only thing stolen in this particular incident) causing a major setback in the "investigation".

Riiiiiiiiight...

They're not even trying anymore. If you are going to cover something up at least put a little effort into it.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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#23
RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
For some reason this made me think of a scene in the Will Hay classic "Ask A Policeman", in which Hay's character, Sergeant Dudfoot, tries to set up a motorist on a fictitious speeding charge but then finds that the motorist doesn't have a driving licence or insurance. So Dudfoot lets him go: "Think yourself lucky - I can't endorse your licence if you haven't got one!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Priest’s PC Autoplays Gay Porn Slideshow to Congregation
Oh. Gay porn? May I watch too? Big Grin
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