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Write a Haiku about the person above you
#11
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
Must learn to count,
One, two four five,
Damn this is hard!
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#12
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
This is an haiku,
It is about the person,
That is above me.
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#13
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
Paul has monkey face
What the fuck is up with that?
Want a banana?
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#14
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
asleep below the sea
wakes now to feed again
mankind falls silent
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#15
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
A theist with soul,
Defender of Swedenborg,
Yet he holds his own,
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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#16
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
Chad with antique wig
Swedenborgian, big word.
Dunno what it is.


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#17
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
I thought I would try
To write an Haiku
But I don't know where to start...

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#18
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
A haiku is composed
Of 5 beats, then 7, then 5
You're doing it wrong

P.S. Angel
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#19
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
Lovecraftian beast
Don't rape me with tentacles
My ass is fragile
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#20
RE: Write a Haiku about the person above you
O faithless human
Dessert of my human feast
I'll devour you last

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