OK, so I just came out

[Gambit]

It's further complicated by the fact that she is Dominican and her family believe in witchcraft. Their religion is a bastardisation of Catholicism and African Voodoo. Fuck me, how did I get myself into this shit...

been there exactly. ta loca dominicana ... but sexy as can be. lol.

Lol I won't dispute that, but it is what got me in this situation in the first place. Damn that sexiness!

[Paul the Human]

Let me get this straight... A pregnant unmarried Catholic girl was OK with you being a deist, but can't accept you as an atheist?

She has issues. I'm sorry to hear about your situation. I think you need to sit her down and have a real talk. Make her see that a difference of beliefs is no reason to keep a child from its father. In fact, doing so would make her a terrible person.

[Shell B]

I still lover her now, Shelly, that's why I've been putting on this charade of being a deist - to please her. But I can't do it any more.

Then don't. She'll get over it. She is as fickle as you.

[Gambit]

It all started because I said I didn't feel god in my heart, and she said "Don't say that in case he punishes you by hurting our child". I just sort of mentally collapsed at that point. I couldn't keep up the lie any more.

[Napoléon]

I'd ask her for the decency of a one to one conversation and try to explain things with her.

If all else fails, like Alei said, fathers have rights to see their children and justifiably so.

[Gambit]

She's more the bury her head in the sand type, however, I will try reasonable discourse first. If it comes to it, I'm going to need donations to get to the US and mount a legal defense, so dig deep. :p

[Minimalist]

Pregnant catholic girlfriend?
That's a nice thing for a change. I guess she should not have brought about an illegitimate child if she cared for her faith so much.

I must agree with mehmet. The irony of the devout catholic fucking away and then getting uppity because you are an atheist is just too fucking priceless.

Maybe a bishop could stop sodomizing children for a little while to help her out.

[Gambit]

The hypocrisy of her believes are not lost on me, however, they are seemingly lost on her...

[Rhizomorph13]

I don't practice Santoria,
I don't got no crystal ball,
If a had a million dollars, I would bet it all that you are going to have a tough time with this one.

I feel for ju mang. Mayba you should slaughter a Chicken, read the entrails, and convince them that you at least believe in hoodoo.

It's time lord,
I'm ready lord,
Then you push a mirror with your soul so you can take her body.

[Gambit]

I don't practice Santoria,
I don't got no crystal ball,
If a had a million dollars, I would bet it all that you are going to have a tough time with this one.

I feel for ju mang. Mayba you should slaughter a Chicken, read the entrails, and convince them that you at least believe in hoodoo.

It's time lord,
I'm ready lord,
Then you push a mirror with your soul so you can take her body.

Not helpful in the least, yet, very entertaining... for some strange reason...