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Logical fallacies in the Bible?
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 (June 11, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Jesus committed no crimes to be excused from. Wait a minute didn't he run amok in a temple. http://bible.cc/john/2-15.htm Yep seems to be an offence right there: affray, action likely to cause a breech of the peace, assault. I could go on. I believe he also practiced medicine without a licence. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Plumb..that license bit....that's a criminal offense, you're needed in another thread. lol.
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(June 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Plumb..that license bit....that's a criminal offense, you're needed in another thread. lol. Which one? You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  Quote:Jesus allegedly gets her off with "let those among you without sin cast the first stone". Fuck, I hate to get dragged back into this but that particular story is a classic example of an addition to the story that dates from the Middle Ages. It is contained in none of our earliest manuscript copies of "John" nor does it appear in either the Codex Vaticanus or the Codex Sinaiticus which are the oldest intact bible we have. Some shithead thought it was a nice story and added it in later. Xtians are such a bunch of dumb fucks that they fell for it hook, line and sinker. You do have to wonder how many times that happened over the course of the centuries? RE: Logical fallacies in the Bible?
June 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well, that's pretty much how we roll though. Lets say you came up with some idea you really thought was awesome. It's hard to sell that idea on your own merits as a nobody. It's a whole lot easier to borrow the credibility of a authority (even if that authority's credibility is illusory). "He who is without sin" cast Jesus as it's sales rep. In the here and now we have Offer Schlomi, the similarities between the two are amusing to say the least.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Quote:"He who is without sin" Which is pretty ironic for a cult which ran around burning witches and heretics for 1,000 years. They like pretty stories about jesus but obviously they think he was something of a shmuck. Anyway, I'm reading Ehrman's "Forged" at the moment and he makes the same point about the attaching of a famous name to a text in order to give it instant credibility to the dolts.  RE: Logical fallacies in the Bible?
June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm
(This post was last modified: June 11, 2012 at 2:39 pm by Godscreated.)
(June 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(June 11, 2012 at 3:51 am)Godschild Wrote: Jesus committed no crimes to be excused from. His healing record was perfect, so I doubt you will get anyone to complain. Being God the temple is His and He was cleaning out the trash, try again. (June 11, 2012 at 4:08 am)padraic Wrote:Quote:Jesus committed no crimes to be excused from. This is why He was sent to be the perfect sacrifice as a man, for man.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
 (June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm)Godschild Wrote:(June 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Wait a minute didn't he run amok in a temple. But he was a man was he not? So he would still have to abide by the laws of man. Cunt
(June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm)Godschild Wrote:(June 11, 2012 at 1:13 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Wait a minute didn't he run amok in a temple. He still assaulted people. Also he may have considered the temple his but I bet the paperwork didn't agree.that is what the law would have gone by. Try again. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  (June 11, 2012 at 2:37 pm)Godschild Wrote: His healing record was perfect, so I doubt you will get anyone to complain. Being God the temple is His and He was cleaning out the trash, try again. His healling record was perfect? Who says? I smell a heaping pile of confirmation bias. Benny Hinn also has a perfect healing record and has video evidence to prove it. In fact, I can claim through video evidence that Hinn is a much greater practitioner of the healing arts than jesus. |
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