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How to Become Excommunicated?

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How to Become Excommunicated?
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How to Become Excommunicated?
June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm by caschmid.)
From the Roman Catholic Church?

Serious answers only please.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 24, 2012 at 7:02 pm
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
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Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 24, 2012 at 10:58 pm
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 6:44 am
I notice butt raping altar boys isn't on that list.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 8:27 am
Perhaps is a sacrament of the holy church? Big Grin
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 11:55 am
I'd LOVE to get excommunicated! Would they give me a cool certificate I could hang on my wall?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 11:58 am
What if you shit in the holy water???
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm
(June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm)caschmid Wrote: From the Roman Catholic Church?

Serious answers only please.

Buggering the pope should do it.



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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm)caschmid Wrote: From the Roman Catholic Church?

Serious answers only please.

Buggering the pope should do it.

Or...it would get you made a cardinal.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(June 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Buggering the pope should do it.

Or...it would get you made a cardinal.

Hmmmm.... Cardinal Butz!
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