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Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.

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Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
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RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 25, 2012 at 5:49 pm
Does this mean that the existence of Sasquatch proves that evolution is true?
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#12
RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 25, 2012 at 6:44 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 5:49 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: Does this mean that the existence of Sasquatch proves that evolution is true?

No, it proves there are two hominid species more evolved than evolution deniers
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RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 25, 2012 at 7:40 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: So, what's next? There actually is a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow..? Big Grin

That's for earth science class during the meteorology unit.
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#14
RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 25, 2012 at 11:44 pm
What a shock ...

The people who think talking snakes, floating hands, raining frogs, talking burning bushes, super "hair strength", 1000 year old people, angels fighting demons, men living in whales, rib women, floating people, eternal hellfire, and the fucking walking dead are real ... also think LNM is real.

Is ANYONE here even remotely surprised?
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RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 25, 2012 at 11:46 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 11:44 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Is ANYONE here even remotely surprised?

No.

Credulity used to amaze me. No longer.
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RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 26, 2012 at 1:50 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2012 at 1:50 am by Justtristo.)
(June 25, 2012 at 12:38 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2012/06/25/l...d=webmail6

Quote:Children at some American schools are to be taught that the Loch Ness monster is real!

The crazy plans have been put in place by privately-run Christian schools in Louisiana to disprove Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

Pupils at the schools will start using text books next year which claim the Scottish beast is a real living creature.

The Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) programme also includes other controversial topics which are aimed at disproving evolution in favour of creationism.

People wonder why American students (at all levels) are falling behind their peers in other developed nations (including countries like South Korea).
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#17
RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 26, 2012 at 2:57 am
Quote:The Accelerated Christian Education (ACE) programme also includes other controversial topics which are aimed at disproving evolution in favour of creationism.

Or by other words: Accelerated mental castration Dodgy

And this is a private school, you actually pay to make your child dumb!
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#18
RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 26, 2012 at 3:11 am
(June 25, 2012 at 7:40 pm)Epimethean Wrote:
(June 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: So, what's next? There actually is a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow..? Big Grin

That's for earth science class during the meteorology unit.


Put me in mind of this:

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#19
RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 26, 2012 at 3:23 am
(June 25, 2012 at 3:59 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: So, what's next? There actually is a crock of gold at the end of the rainbow..? Big Grin

That's an article of my faith. I wouldn't want to live in a world where there wasn't gold at the ends of rainbows.
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RE: Christian school text book teaches Loch Ness Monster real.
June 26, 2012 at 7:53 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2012 at 7:53 am by frankiej.)
Nessie is real, guys! She is real!
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