This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award

[Reforged]

Obvious troll is obvious.

I don't know, I mean there has to someone out there who does that shit.
Why not this guy?

On a side note, I think "Swan Man" should be made a comicbook super-hero. Anyone want to draft a first edition?

[cratehorus]

There's nothing wrong decapitated swan throat fucking, just because the bible says it's wrong doesn't it make it so.

[Cato]

Is decapitated swan thoat fucking the new generation's version of cow tipping?

*kicks aside decapitated swan corpse*
... no? :S

Fuck (said with despair). I was hoping there was a market with the younger crowd in order that we might make some coin by selling video pay-per-view style.

[Reforged]

*kicks aside decapitated swan corpse*
... no? :S

Fuck (said with despair). I was hoping there was a market with the younger crowd in order that we might make some coin by selling video pay-per-view style.

Typed in "swan porn" and got nothing. Think we might have a cornered market cat.
Oh, I did find this on urban dictionary though:

"porn swan

a gentleman who enjoys the finer qualities in life... but more specifically dedicating a significant portion of his life to filming the sacred act of swans fornicating in a pond of virgins tears. although a rare and elusive creature... the porn swan is as magnificent being of inspiration and sexual lust. Main stream use of the phrase has transformed the definition into a term of sexual endearment for an individual whose unbelievable conquests have been filmed.

Dude I was at the park with my girlfriend watching swans floating in the lake until a Porn Swan came and creeped them out!

The guy made a sex tape with my goldfish, buick, and grandmother... he is the ultimate Porn Swan!"

[Adjusted Sanity]

That story made me laugh and feel sick at the same time.

[Annik]

Obvious troll is obvious.

I don't know, I mean there has to someone out there who does that shit.
Why not this guy?

I might believe you if this wasn't the first time I've seen this, lol.

[Shell B]

Plenty of people really do that kind of shit. How do you think serial killers get their practice. I'm not sure about this guy, but I definitely would never dismiss any kind of depravity as impossible.

[Reforged]

Plenty of people really do that kind of shit. How do you think serial killers get their practice. I'm not sure about this guy, but I definitely would never dismiss any kind of depravity as impossible.

Well, you heard it here first children. If you want to get into serial killing you need to start with animal cruelty and work your way up. Its all about babysteps. Punch a koala, cockslap a parakeet, shave a polar bear, violate a swans windpipe and then you might just be ready to take a human life. Yes it'll piss off PETA but how else are you going to emulate idols like Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper and Sweeny Todd?
Reach for the stars kids, I believe in ya. ;-)

[Shell B]

Pretty much. Charles Manson wasn't a serial killer, though. He was a cult leader. He never killed anyone directly. Jack the Ripper, now I bet he fucked swans.

[Epimethean]

Raph, are you just being a dick for no particular reason?

"The three most common traits [of serial killers] seen in childhood are wetting the bed, setting fires and abusing animals."

http://www.bxscience.edu/publications/fo...killer.pdf