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This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
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This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
I figured it'd been a while since I'd legitimately laughed my ass off so I went web surfing and found this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...146AAB7CMA

Now... I can't decide if this is the single sickest person I've ever encountered or the king of all trolls but either way this guy deserves a trophy.

Thoughts? Perhaps someone would like to compete for his title?
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#2
RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
I wish I had never clicked.
Trying to update my sig ...
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#3
RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
there should be a crime just in thinking that and deciding to express it online, where minors can read it.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
To be fair anyone who lets their kids on the net without some kind of filter deserves to have their ability to reproduce taken away. Oh and when they get them an 18+ game, a mic and an internet connection? Oh wow, wow.
But yeah, fair point.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
it was a sick fuckin story and it was slightly funny. i wasn't trying to sound all prim and proper, i like filth too. just didn't include the proper smilies in my reply to show it was said in jest. lol. havin said that, he needs help and i think you do too for finding that. Tongue
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
(June 29, 2012 at 11:38 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I figured it'd been a while since I'd legitimately laughed my ass off so I went web surfing and found this:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...146AAB7CMA

Now... I can't decide if this is the single sickest person I've ever encountered or the king of all trolls but either way this guy deserves a trophy.

Thoughts? Perhaps someone would like to compete for his title?

Is decapitated swan thoat fucking the new generation's version of cow tipping?

Our friend missed the mark and only thinks uni-dimensionally. His story is centered around his imagined length; because, he didn't take into acount the somewhat limited range of his girth considering the diameter of an average swan esophagus.

If his story is untrue, which I'm inclined to believe, he is a stupid liar (for the reasone I gave above). If his story is true, he is the human equivanlent of the Hawk Moth of Madascar. Either way, a human female could not possibly accept his affection more than once.
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
(June 30, 2012 at 12:04 am)cato123 Wrote: Is decapitated swan thoat fucking the new generation's version of cow tipping?

*kicks aside decapitated swan corpse*
... no? :S
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
This actually reminds me of a story I wrote once.
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
There are no words to express how wrong this is.
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RE: This guy either needs serious mental help or the worlds best troll award
Obvious troll is obvious.
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