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Jesus Take the Wheel Day
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Jesus Take the Wheel Day
I'm pretty sure this is a troll, and that the date is somehow significant. However, I can't figure it out. It has to be a troll, right?

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#2
RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
Obvious troll is obvious.
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#3
RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
Well it's the day before April fools, but it is also Easter Sunday that year. Maybe I'm over thinking it and it's just a straight forward troll.
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RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
Quote:but it is also Easter Sunday that year.

Aren't the dopey fuckers supposed to be in church praying to the non-existent bastard?
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RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
I made the mistake of letting Jesus take the wheel on my way to work once. Man, that fucker can't drive for shit.
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RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
You'd think after all those years sitting on the dashboard he'd have learned a few things.
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RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
(July 2, 2012 at 10:42 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I made the mistake of letting Jesus take the wheel on my way to work once. Man, that fucker can't drive for shit.

I bet he doesn't signal.
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RE: Jesus Take the Wheel Day
I say let the Christians do it, they be less Morons in the world.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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