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What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
#51
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
(July 18, 2012 at 12:13 am)Shell B Wrote: Wow, look, another leap. For Gandalf's sake, do I type in gibberish or something?

How in the hell did you get that I would not give a true friend a kidney from I won't give up a body part for a million dollars? Why the hell would I charge a friend a million dollars for a fucking kidney and where the fuck did it say in the OP "what would you not do for a true friend for a million dollars?"

I kind of assumed you meant an arm or something else like that you need to function as opposed to a kidney or something you have a spare of. Seemed kind of obvious. I don't care how good a friend someone is, they're not getting my arm. -.-
I think I'd part with one of my eyes. Not that I don't like my eyes but it'd be a win-win for me, I'd get a million pounds and an excuse to wear an eye patch.
Those things are awesome.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#52
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
I'd rather wear an eye patch without losing the eye. Wink I have a hard enough time seeing as it is.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of obvious too, given that the question didn't have anything to do with donating organs to a friend.
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#53
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
Glue myself to the road
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#54
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
(July 18, 2012 at 12:19 am)Shell B Wrote: I'd rather wear an eye patch without losing the eye. Wink I have a hard enough time seeing as it is.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of obvious too, given that the question didn't have anything to do with donating organs to a friend.

Oh I wouldn't want to lose an eye either but think of the benefits.
You can wear this rather dashing accessory without fear of being ridiculed AND when you meet the inevitable person who goes:
"Oh shut up, you still have both your eyes." you'll get to witness the spectacle of them running away screaming when they move your eyepatch to see nothing but an empty socket.
Also you could use part of that million to invest part of your new found wealth in a company researching replacement bionic eyes thereby not only increasing your wealth when they make a breakthrough but making you first inline to receive all the benefits of that research.
... I've put too much thought into this haven't I.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#55
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
1) Abandon a friend/family member when they are in need
2) Kill an animal (humans included)
2) Eat meat
4) Give up scientific study and my intellect in general because knowlage is dear to me
5) Pray
6) Sell my body for prostitution
7) Move someplace hot
That's all I can think of.
You can't ignore the people who disagree and pretend it makes you right.
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#56
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
(July 18, 2012 at 12:25 am)Superposition Wrote: Glue myself to the road
No sense of adventure. Fuddy duddy.
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#57
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
(July 18, 2012 at 12:25 am)Superposition Wrote: Glue myself to the road

Corollary -- glue myself to the floor of Congress. Or for that matter, anywhere within the capital...
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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#58
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million

stop playing drums because i would probably spend the million on my drum kit.
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#59
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
(July 18, 2012 at 12:54 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote:
(July 18, 2012 at 12:25 am)Superposition Wrote: Glue myself to the road

Corollary -- glue myself to the floor of Congress. Or for that matter, anywhere within the capital...

Easy to do, considering all the sticky slime coating the said floors, walls, and ceilings.
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#60
RE: What would you not do even if offered 1 Million
I note that no one has said that they would not eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros. Thinking

I'm thinking I wouldn't.
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