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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?




It only takes one nail to hold up a picture of Jesus.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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#12
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 12:52 pm
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RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 5:14 pm
So the Pope decides to go for a ride and has his limo pick him up. The driver takes the Pope around town, but the Pope is bored. He tells the driver to pull over because he wants to drive. The driver tries to talk the Pope out of it, to no avail. The Pope insists that he wants to drive. So the driver gets in the back and the Pope proceeds to drive.... like a maniac! He runs red lights, speeds through intersections and cuts off other drivers. Before long a police car pulls him over. The officer walks up to the driver's window and sees who he has stopped. The officer immediately retreats to his squad car and calls headquarters.

"I need a supervisor out here," he calls, "I've pulled over someone big!"

The dispatcher responds, "Who? The mayor?"

"Bigger!", replies the officer.

"The governor?"

"BIGGER!"

"Well, who is it?"

"I don't know, but the Pope is his driver!"
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#14
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 5:35 pm
A man walks into a sex shop in Jerusalem looking for a sex doll.

Clerk: So what kind do you want? Jewish, Christian or Muslim?

Man confused: What's the difference?

Clerk: The Muslim one blows itself up.
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July 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm
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#16
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July 19, 2012 at 6:32 pm



A little morbid.
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#17
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 7:18 pm
Anti-joke Chicken ftw.
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#18
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 19, 2012 at 7:39 pm
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar.

...but I repeat myself.
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#19
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 20, 2012 at 9:18 am
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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#20
RE: Post jokes about religion/non religion
July 20, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Why did the atheist cross the road?


He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation. - A dusty old book that I found that must be completely true because someone wrote it down.
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