A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches
for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over
the age of 16 in his town has already been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl
from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and
talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping
until marrying age.
After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves
her from the monastery and marries her. After the wedding they
make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they
both prepare themselves for the consummation.
They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar
of petroleum jelly.
"Why the jelly," she asks him?
"So I do not hurt your most delicate parts during the act of
lovemaking," he replies.
"Well why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?!"
for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over
the age of 16 in his town has already been at it.
Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl
from the orphanage. He raises her until she is walking and
talking and then sends her away to a monastery for safekeeping
until marrying age.
After many years she finally reaches maturity and he retrieves
her from the monastery and marries her. After the wedding they
make their way back to his house and into the bedroom where they
both prepare themselves for the consummation.
They lie down together in his bed and he reaches over for a jar
of petroleum jelly.
"Why the jelly," she asks him?
"So I do not hurt your most delicate parts during the act of
lovemaking," he replies.
"Well why don't you just spit on your cock like the monks did?!"
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Rowan Atkinson!!
