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Hey Friends, I love you all :)
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 (August 4, 2012 at 6:54 am)Napoleon Wrote: I think the gauntlet should be used more often. With a fist in it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I bring you guys God and you crucify him - again - only this time in a fashion more fitting of the internet age. There really is no hope for the human race.
RE: Hey Friends, I love you all :)
August 4, 2012 at 11:40 am
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2012 at 11:43 am by Cyberman.)
I disagree. We crucify him again as a demonstration that the human race has no need of gods. Given the opportunity to rewrite the Garden of Eden story, I'd have A&E telling God where to stick its apple and its petty test, and then walking voluntarily out of bondage. If this is an accurate indication of our destiny - and I'm a confirmed prophet, remember - I'd say the future of the human race is in good hands.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
   (August 4, 2012 at 11:31 am)Gambit Wrote: I bring you guys God and you crucify him - again - only this time in a fashion more fitting of the internet age. There really is no hope for the human race. Bullshit. That makes two times. Bring him around seven more times and we can end this pussy game and get along with things. Cats law. 
please sent this guy to the gauntlet already.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain |
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