Boris Johnson Appreciation Thread.

[Cato]

That's the funny thing isn't it, you yanks did actually vote in a complete dumbass.

Very true. Very sad. But, then there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH7lxkztCR8

[Jackalope]

Britain will always be funny once Boris has been PM.

Still not as funny as America and George Bush.

You know those times when you tell a joke, and suddenly the room is quiet, and you realize that it just wasn't that funny after all?

This is one of those times.

[Napoléon]

I think someone is just butthurt

[Tiberius]

I'm suspicious of his buffoonery. There's something rehearsed about it...

You think he rehearses getting stuck on zip lines, being handed (and then brandishing) brooms, and falling into rivers? Enough of the conspiracy; he's just a funny guy who laughs at his own mistakes.

[Napoléon]

Yeah, he must of rehearsed headbut spearing that footballer in the nuts too

[Tobie]

Boris just accused David Cameron of "pussyfooting" Plus, he said he may stand for election again in 4 years.

[Kayenneh]

I envy you for having such a funny politician. We have nothing of the sort. All we get is a president, who looks like this:



Now, imagine Joker make-up over that face..

Then we have the politicians, who sexts people, who looks like this:

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Not very funny, just pathetic

[Napoléon]

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Is that a lady boy? or an actual woman?

A pig with lipstick still looks like a pig, either way.

[Kayenneh]

Yeah.. She used to look humane, but then she just.. Inflated..
And don't be rude, I've seen prettier pigs