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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 4:36 pm
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(August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Why should she go to church and make a fool of herself, it's not the churches fault she will be forced to go, for all you know they will love her ans may sympathize with her, Christians do have understanding and they do care, whether you want to believe it or not.
Christians apparently still can't recognize an obvious joke when they see one, however. Which is weird, since you guys are renowned for your sense of humor. ; )
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
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(August 20, 2012 at 4:32 pm)Godschild Wrote: Why should she go to church and make a fool of herself, it's not the churches fault she will be forced to go, for all you know they will love her ans may sympathize with her, Christians do have understanding and they do care, whether you want to believe it or not.
Yeah, with you as a shining example of how much christians care... surely. You seem to care very much about my ending up in hell, just as one example. You seem to understand my objections to your faith very well, as another. You seem very sympathetic to the predicament you wish for me to believe that I'm in, what with the constant "believe or be damned" line. People care, their faith does not (and often runs contrary to that urge), on that count, at least, we may find common ground (even if you insist that your faith promotes that urge while others erode it - if that's all you have to offer me in consolation I'll take it).
I think your right, don't get me wrong, but I don't think that their being christians has jack shit to do with it.
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm
Godschild Wrote:Christians do have understanding and they do care, whether you want to believe it or not.
Telling people thery're going to hell is neither understanding or caring.
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 4:53 pm
(August 20, 2012 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Godschild Wrote:Christians do have understanding and they do care, whether you want to believe it or not.
Telling people thery're going to hell is neither understanding or caring.
Yeah, it is fucked up, cruel and most importantly, pretty damn rude. 
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 5:17 pm
If you notice, a lot of these guys never actually tell people they're going to hell. That's reserved for the boldest and crudest firebrands. Most of them simply make a lot of passive-aggressive implications that you're going to hell, for example by going to gay rallies and holding up signs quoting Leviticus.
You kind of have to respect the firebrands for that much, they don't bullshit when it comes to preaching their bullshit.
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 20, 2012 at 7:16 pm
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You guys seem to fail to grasp the concept (as I do ). Its we that send ourselves to hell for rejecting the savoir jeebus crust! [/idiot]
Well, at least I find a real life oportunity to make the fabled warcry: Lets battle this life with righteousness, because tonight WE DINE IN HELL!!!!oneleleven!
Anyway, better to spend eternity in hell with those that don't lick their gods assholes, than with a bunch of brainless brownosed christians
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am
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Quote:Anyway, better to spend eternity in hell with those that don't lick their gods assholes, than with a bunch of brainless brownosed christians
Old joke; Sister Mary Godhelpus says to a class of ten year olds: "hands up all those who want to got to heaven"
Every hand in the class shoots up--except one.
Sister Mary Godhelpus; "Why Padriac,don't you want to go to heaven?"
Padraic; "not if means I have to share it with that bunch!
Be realistic; imagine having to share heaven with say GC, Undeceived and Jeff. How long do you reckon you would last before you shoved their wings up their arses and tried to strangle them with their haloes?
Quote:Heaven for the climate, hell for the company (Mark Twain)
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 21, 2012 at 4:16 am
(August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am)padraic Wrote: Be realistic; imagine having to share heaven with say GC, Undeceived and Jeff. How long do you reckon you would last before you shoved their wings up their arses and tried to strangle them with their haloes?
I think I would rather blow a blobfish.
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm
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(August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am)padraic Wrote: ...Be realistic; imagine having to share heaven with say GC, Undeceived and Jeff. How long do you reckon you would last before you shoved their wings up their arses and tried to strangle them with their haloes?
Wouldnt you be a little out-numbered?
The GC, Undeceived and Jeff posse
...and the rest of their crew.
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RE: So, I guess I'm off to church...
August 25, 2012 at 10:14 pm
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(August 23, 2012 at 10:11 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: (August 21, 2012 at 4:08 am)padraic Wrote: ...Be realistic; imagine having to share heaven with say GC, Undeceived and Jeff. How long do you reckon you would last before you shoved their wings up their arses and tried to strangle them with their haloes?
Wouldnt you be a little out-numbered?
The GC, Undeceived and Jeff posse
...and the rest of their crew.
Thats ok, they'd be too busy praising the lord and fanatically kissing each others asses to notice until they realized that it was getting increasingly difficult for the lips to reach without being tickled by feathers.
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