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August 20, 2012 at 3:54 pm
From time to time I post on another website that has a religious forum. Just recently, a religious dimwit posted this:
"This morning my sister n law woke me up saying "your mother is sick & needs you to come & pray for her".
I rushed as fast as I could to her house to pray for her. When I arrived I found that my mother had been sitting in a chair crying from headache pain.
My mother has always believed in the healing power of Jesus as I do.
I don't remember ever seeing my mother cry, but she was today.
She said the pain was terrible, so I put my hand on her forehead & prayed for her complete healing.
Within a couple of minutes she was healed. The prayer of faith will save the sick & the Lord will raise them up. AMEN."
Can you believe the mindset of dopes like this? Anyone who is interested can see the entire thread here: http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php...-Testimony
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August 20, 2012 at 3:58 pm
I smells a lie.....
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm
Meh. I prefer my migraine pills. I can't boast to be "healed" in two minutes (make it 30 min), but the high you get when the pain subsides is way more awesome 
But yeah, agreed. Nutcases!
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm
Thanks a lot for that. I could have gone my whole life without knowing there was such thing as a Sean Hannity forum, and now that I do, it seems my only recourse is to consume enough alcohol and ambien to erase all memories of today. I may lose some good ones, but it must be done.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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August 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm
(August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Thanks a lot for that. I could have gone my whole life without knowing there was such thing as a Sean Hannity forum, and now that I do, it seems my only recourse is to consume enough alcohol and ambien to erase all memories of today. I may lose some good ones, but it must be done.
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August 20, 2012 at 5:06 pm
Quote:Can you believe the mindset of dopes like this?
Yes.
Honestly, if I had a kid that fucking stupid I'd have headaches, too.
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August 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm
(August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Thanks a lot for that. I could have gone my whole life without knowing there was such thing as a Sean Hannity forum, and now that I do, it seems my only recourse is to consume enough alcohol and ambien to erase all memories of today. I may lose some good ones, but it must be done.
Pssst....
http://www.glennbeckforum.com/
http://www.rushlimbaughforum.com/
Better double up on the ambien.
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August 20, 2012 at 5:18 pm
(August 20, 2012 at 4:06 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Meh. I prefer my migraine pills. I can't boast to be "healed" in two minutes (make it 30 min), but the high you get when the pain subsides is way more awesome
But yeah, agreed. Nutcases!
If you read through the thread you'll see some of my responses to this dreck. Of course, I'm getting the usual reaction from the brainwashed nimrods about how questioning this dimwit's beliefs amounts to "disrespect". Here's one such reply I received:
"using this thread, in reality actually stealing it with the same old arguments, with statements against his belief, that question the validity his faith, and belittle his Love, again to me, is utter disrespect for the individual and others who might, in total opposition of your beliefs, delight in his sharing."(sic)
I want to tell this clown that if this guy doesn't want to be "disrespected" he shouldn't be proclaiming his idiotic beliefs on a public forum. But that would get me booted.
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August 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm
Allow me to pick this apart for a moment ....
Christard Wrote:This morning my sister n law woke me up saying "your mother is sick & needs you to come & pray for her. I rushed as fast as I could to her house to pray for her. When I arrived I found that my mother had been sitting in a chair crying from headache pain.
If someone, sister or otherwise, wakes me up and tells me that I need to drive to my mother's house because she is so very sick -- well, it better be a hell of a LOT worse than a fucking headache. Also, wouldn't the first question out of your mouth (upon being woken up by your own sister) be, "why the fuck aren't you there? she's your mom too bitch."
Christard Wrote:My mother has always believed in the healing power of Jesus as I do.
I don't remember ever seeing my mother cry, but she was today.
Your mother is full of shit. If she was a True Christian™ and really believed in the healing power of Jesus, she wouldn't have needed you there would she? Nope. She was probably crying because she couldn't tap into the magical healing power of her chosen deity.
Christard Wrote:She said the pain was terrible, so I put my hand on her forehead & prayed for her complete healing.
Thank god you and jesus are so tight, otherwise your mom would've had to go and take some god damn Tylenol.
Christard Wrote:Within a couple of minutes she was healed. The prayer of faith will save the sick & the Lord will raise them up. AMEN.
Oh, wait, your mom did take some Tylenol before you even left your house ... ta dah - headache over!
Well you asshat, I guess you can still say that your god gave you the common sense to take some fucking aspirin. Thank you medical science.
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August 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm
(August 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (August 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Thanks a lot for that. I could have gone my whole life without knowing there was such thing as a Sean Hannity forum, and now that I do, it seems my only recourse is to consume enough alcohol and ambien to erase all memories of today. I may lose some good ones, but it must be done.
Pssst....
http://www.glennbeckforum.com/
http://www.rushlimbaughforum.com/
Better double up on the ambien.
lol
Talk about kicking someone when the're down. That's just a low blow there bro.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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