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Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm
All of us have peeves, even outside this issue. But what are some of the mundane crap people repeat that makes you want to slap the shit out of them.
Some of mine are, but not limited to are as follows.
1. "My Bad", I often respond to "can you prove that is your bad?" "Did you purchase this bad at Wal Mart?" "Do you have a receipt for this bad?"
2. "The weather man is always wrong". HEY DIP SHIT they say "scattered thunderstorms" for a reason. Some idiots act like weathermen can calculate the exact number of snow flakes.
3. Any filler word in a conversation that people repeat "Like" "You know", "um".
4. "Act now and we will double your order for free"
5.. "Side affects may include" HOLLY SHIT this is nothing but the drug industry making laws so they can legally use us as lab mice. How about putting out a product that wont kill you, is that too much to ask?
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm
You are under arrest for possession of bad.
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm
How about:
Unlikely crybaby - He bores me to tears.
How are you here if - He literally blew us away.
Why write it down if - It goes without saying...
Not narrow but - broad daylight
Does one take a pee, or give a pee.
Atheists saying - Ohhhh Myyyee Gohdddd
Christianity is grounded in history, the facts of science, the rules of logic, and verifiable biblical truths.
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm
My number 1 most hated is the incorrect use of the word "literally." I just heard someone say that someone they knew was "literally puking up their guts all night." That must have been quite the mess...
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm
(This post was last modified: August 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm by Jackalope.)
One I hate: When someone says "In theory" or "Theoretically..." when they really mean "Here's something I pulled out of my ass"
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm
Things like "PIN Number" or "ATM Machine" are bloody annoying.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:40 pm
Signs like "Shop lifters will be prosecuted" really cramp my style.
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:43 pm
(August 27, 2012 at 5:40 pm)frankiej Wrote: Signs like "Shop lifters will be prosecuted" really cramp my style.
Those "murderers will be looked down upon" ones are irritating as well.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm
I hate the "Public masturbaters are not allowed in this play park" signs too.
