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Movies That Should Have Been Epic
#91
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
And worse, why is the main character such a retardedly obvious Mary Sue waifu thing? I think it's hilarious; Mila J. started dating the direction shortly before the film started being made, they married after the second one, they had a child after the third. Geeeee it's almost like she's basically a self-insert! Except that's EXACTLY WHAT SHE IS.

Fuck the RE movies, they're garbage. The first one had potential at least and was pretty decent, but every movie after that has been not so much downhill as much as a freefall plummet into the abyss of fail and shit.
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#92
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
The Resident Evil movies would have been 10 times better if they had at least stayed kinda true to the game series.
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#93
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Yeah... Resident Evil is one of my favourite game series, but I like that the movies are terrible the way they are. If they had stuck to the game material and then been shit, then I would be genuinely disappointed. Due to knowing that they are nonsense, it makes it more acceptable for them to fail. The most recent one was almost unbearable though. Tongue Leon S. Kennedy is one of my favourite game characters ever and they butchered his personality in it.
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#94
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
The series just went further and further down the shitter with each movie. Afterlife seemed to pull the series back and then retribution just sucked the life out of it. And that ending, Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that?

And yeah, Anderson wrote Leon as a major douchebag.
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#95
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Why should they make decent R.E. movies when you guys watch them anyway?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#96
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Watchmen.

I just watched it, dont watch it! It`s a piece of shit!
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#97
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(December 26, 2012 at 5:39 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Watchmen.

I just watched it, dont watch it! It`s a piece of shit!

What movies DO you like?

(December 26, 2012 at 5:17 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Why should they make decent R.E. movies when you guys watch them anyway?
I'm done with them.
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#98
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(December 26, 2012 at 5:05 pm)JayZero Wrote: The series just went further and further down the shitter with each movie. Afterlife seemed to pull the series back and then retribution just sucked the life out of it. And that ending, Jesus Christ, what the fuck was that?

And yeah, Anderson wrote Leon as a major douchebag.

Afterlife? Pull it back?

You mean the one where everything was in slow-mo the entire time and it was obvious it was just trying to be The Matrix?

And why did you WATCH Afterlife? OR retribution?? After Extinction I threw my hands up in the air and said "FUCK THIS SHIT I'M DONE." Hell that happened midway through Extinction. Around the time the Mary Sue Self Insert known as Alice started using telekinesis to start controlling fire and shit I checked the fuck out; that was the end. Game over, man. Game over.
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#99
RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
(December 26, 2012 at 5:39 pm)The_Germans_are_coming Wrote: Watchmen.

I just watched it, dont watch it! It`s a piece of shit!

They should have stuck to the comic.
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RE: Movies That Should Have Been Epic
Has anyone else here gone through the weird expirience of watching the matrix 8-10 years ago and finding it absolutly awsome.



To then buying it on blue ray, watching it, and not being capable to stop laughting since it has "the 1990s" smeared and skribled all over it in each and every corner of the efects and other.
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