(September 11, 2012 at 12:45 am)Tempus Wrote:(September 10, 2012 at 10:01 pm)Puddleglum Wrote: Then they must tithe 10% of their earnings to me and send me their daughters.
I don't have a daughter, but I jerked off into an envelope and sent it to you. Millions of potential daughters to choose from, but for a limited time only!
BLASPHEMER!
I sentence you to eternity on A+ or you I can sell you an indulgence for only 199$
BUT WAIT There's more if you send me a check within 18 days You will get not one but two indulgences one for you and anothr for a friend of your choice THATS TWO for the price of one.
And Thats not all! If you reply right now I am aouthoirsed to send you a limited edition Poster of Some Indian guy with some shit about eating money on it.