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What a crap Shepherd jesus is
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What a crap Shepherd jesus is
Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
The only cool Shepard worth following is this one Big Grin


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
(September 10, 2012 at 11:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote: The only cool Shepard worth following is this one Big Grin



Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue
Cunt
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
(September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am)frankiej Wrote: Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue

He? No I think you got it wrong. SHE is just pure awesome Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
(September 10, 2012 at 11:42 am)Puddleglum Wrote: Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.

Reminds me of the line ' Why do Scots wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper 100 yards away.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
Shepherd.... forget him, get a border collie!Devil
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
My fem-Shep doesn't look that good, lol. :3
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
I played a female Shepard cause I heard there was lesbian scenes with blue alien chicks =P.

Don't look at me like that!
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
(September 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am)frankiej Wrote: Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue

He? No I think you got it wrong. SHE is just pure awesome Big Grin

But... but... no moustache!

(September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: I played a female Shepard cause I heard there was lesbian scenes with blue alien chicks =P.

Don't look at me like that!

I played a male Shepard because I could see his moustache get all the action.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
I've got a femshep and a male shep. I'm just that badass

(also, fuck the op, let's just discuss mass effect)
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