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What I did on my weekend
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"Bonnie the Boner" is the worst name for a penis, ever.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
I do hope that was intended as a light-hearted comment, because I'm not pleased.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Whoa. I didn't mean anything by it. 'Twas just a joke
 . I apologize if I've offended you.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
That's fine, I apologise for over-reacting. I suspected it might have been an innocent comment but I thought I'd better check. It's just that since it was my sweet Sam who chose the name, it cut a little closer than was comfortable that's all. I'm a little sensitive in some areas.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Sorry. Honestly, no harm intended.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Anyway, I can think of worse names for a penis. Geoffrey for instance.
(Apologies to any Geoffreys around, or any penii named Geoffrey.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I was in Munich 2 or 3 years ago and went out to a bar on a friday. I stayed at a friends place and had to go there by train, and therefor had to wait for it at the station, where I whitnessed the strangest thing a drunk person can whitness on a weekend or whenever.
There, on the departure platform at 6 in the morning, was standing a drunk guy, his pants down, masturbating. wtf!? I stopped staring at him after some time because I thought that I would look weird, but one could still clearly hear him all over the station. After he was finished (which was very noisy) he sat on a bendge and fell asleep, I then took the train, and I will hopefully never see that person ever again.
That must have been - interesting. I can totally understand how you stopped looking; I just have this crazy image of the guy looking up while doing that and thinking that you're the weird one!
It's a little like a Friday or Saturday night in Walsall, when the zombies wobble between clubs. Some random drunk urinating in a doorway, up a window or just wherever they're standing quite a common sight, sadly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Well going out here isn`t any better. Since the legal drinking age is set at 16: pubs, bars, nightclubs and more are filled with 14 and 15 year olds who from 10pm to 3am puke over everything.
People do these things (and probably don't remember it) and call it "fun". I have never understood the bar/club atmosphere. Give me a pub where I can hear my friends actually talk, a good beer and meal and conversation.
Or better, a night out with a man dressed to the nines, wine and dinner and city lights and dark corners. Why on earth would you want to get so piss drunk you embarrass yourself? ![[Image: Untitled2_zpswaosccbr.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1140.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn569%2Fthesummerqueen%2FUntitled2_zpswaosccbr.png) |
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