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You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.

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You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 9:52 am
(November 30, 2012 at 9:48 am)Alumacin Wrote: What are you retarded? Athiests be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. And hence the wool is gonna fly now.

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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 9:55 am
(November 30, 2012 at 9:48 am)Alumacin Wrote: What are you retarded? Athiests be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. And hence the wool is gonna fly now.

Oh, I get what you're trying to say. I'm just wondering why you think anyone gives a flying fuck, or what kind of head injury you suffered to believe yourself to be a wolf among sheep.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 10:04 am
According to the myth, christians are sheep and christ is their shepherd.
Atheists are something else...
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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 10:42 am
Ha, no Mr. Animist, I'm afraid you do not actually have any technology, given that you kind of lack...what was it? Technical know-how? I can actually smith a gun [not masterfully but it'll shoot], I'd LOVE to see wolves build anything. Which you are, right? Cuz you're one of those soft-headed morons who can "commune with nature" and shit like that cuz you have a "wolf spirit?" LOL get stuffed, dogfucker.
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November 30, 2012 at 11:39 am
The only spirits I believe in, Mr. Animist, come from a bottle!
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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 11:50 am
O please shear me
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November 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm
I predict this thread will end well.

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November 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm
This thread. Bwahahahaa
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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm by Angrboda.)



A missionary was visiting an outlying parish in New Zealand, and as he was out touring the island with the local Padre, he saw a remarkable sight. As he passed by the half open door of a barn, he saw a local herder fucking one of his sheep. Troubled by what he saw, he called out, "Hey! You should be shearing that sheep!" To which the herder replied, "I ain't shearing this sheep with anyone!"

Not much of a wolf if he needs the sheep to gather so he can feed. What, your legs broken, wolfie?


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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.
November 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(November 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm)apophenia Wrote:


A missionary was visiting an outlying parish in New Zealand, and as he was out touring the island with the local Padre, he saw a remarkable sight. As he passed by the half open door of a barn, he saw a local herder fucking one of his sheep. Troubled by what he saw, he called out, "Hey! You should be shearing that sheep!" To which the herder replied, "I ain't shearing this sheep with anyone!"

Not much of a wolf if he needs the sheep to gather so he can feed. What, your legs broken, wolfie?


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http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-ani...ancer.html

Hate to say it, but the missionary was right.
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