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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:04 pm
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I Demand to be include in the Hall of wit and Epicness or else I will
release these 4 crazy dudez
and then i'm gonna make a RIOT
and kill whoever was responsible for this
and the one responsible for this will just stay hanging there
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:07 pm
This is not the way.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Smilies are always the way!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
February 25, 2014 at 8:30 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 8:23 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Smilies are always the way!
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 2, 2014 at 10:44 pm
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There have just been so many posts which I've found witty lately.
Here's the one I like best for the quality of the writing.
RE: Guys. Would You? Could You???
Would you, could you, in a box? Would you, could you, with a fox?
No I would not could not, in a box. I would not, could not, with a fox.
I do not like ugly people. I do not like them, Minimalist.
For all you do, this nomination is for you (Chad32).
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
(This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm by Mystical.)
Epic
thatoneguyyouknow Wrote:Oh, god no. I'm only really cocky about things that I can back up. I have a big dick and a high IQ. Both of which I can prove. I always tend to focus on the positive things, so why would I mope because I'm short when I can smile because I'm taller laying down?
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
March 28, 2014 at 9:10 pm
This.
funny.
Epic.
funny.
MisterAgenda Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 10:22 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Also, when I bite into a strawberry it seems like that strawberry was designed to delight tastebuds.
Touche'. The strawberry is a hybrid first grown in the 1750s, so it was designed by artificial selection to delight tastebuds.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(March 12, 2014 at 11:01 am)Cinjin Wrote: (March 10, 2014 at 10:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Out of curiosity, you listened to [Jesus] speak, you saw him heal,
you witnessed the miracles, etc. How would you of reacted?
I'd arm wrestle him so that I could tell people I was more powerful than the creator of the universe.
jk
Anyway...
I once saw David Copperfield in a large concert hall. He blew my fucking mind. At one point he even flew out over the audience. NO ONE had any clue as to how he did it.
Guess what, that night I prayed to David Copperfield and he now lives inside my heart. He doesn't say anything to me, but I talk to him all the time and I know he loves me. The best part is when he helps me do stuff. Like, yesterday I couldn't find my wallet all day, but when I finally gave my problems over to David, he showed me my wallet when I sat down on the couch to watch TV... there it was!! Even better - this one time, my brother was having a graduation party and it was going to be outside. So I prayed to David Copperfield that it wouldn't rain ........... AND IT DIDN'T!
So yeah, I would totally get on board with Jesus if I saw him doin some sweet miracles. That's how I roll.
Now of course I know that that was just a hypothetical question and that jesus is just an ancient myth, but if you'd like to know the love and peace of David Copperfield, I'd love to answer your questions and lead you on your way to REAL happiness.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 6, 2014 at 11:43 am
See Marsellus, just nominate yourself 
I am a David believer now! Amen brother!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 6, 2014 at 11:24 pm
(April 6, 2014 at 11:43 am)Luckie Wrote: See Marsellus, just nominate yourself
Hey, that post even made me laugh when I re-read it. 
..and it's a hell of a lot better than half the shit already posted in this thread.
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