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Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
#21
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
(December 7, 2012 at 9:35 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: When I go on group trips and everyone else has pranks pulled on them, people leave me the fuck alone...ostensibly because I still have a rumor floating around me that I sleep with knives under my pillow.

Well then, miss scary...

Did you know that I've gotten to experience some 48 hours of DJ's singing just by playing LoL with him? You could join us, play with us, AND listen to his smexy voice ALL DAY LONG.

If you're interested Heart Someone who sleeps with knives under her pillows is always welcome aboard Big Grin
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#22
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
I'm not much of a gamer, sweet pea. David is looking forward to enticing me into Skyrim because of its content and beauty, but I'll never be a gamer girl.

I will, however, be pestering Irish for more clips of his singing.
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#23
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
lol, I get sloppy drunk about once a week on TS (teamspeak) and spend a few hours playing the guitar, and slurring into the mic...my kids help too.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#24
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You haven't been e-mailing me anything, so I call shenanigans.
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RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
(December 7, 2012 at 9:02 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Annik Wrote: -sigh-

I very much doubt this gun went off accidentally. You have to load, switch off the safety, aim and squeeze. If it was an accident, this man should have never owned a gun because of deplorable gun safety.

You find it deplorable... and yet my only problem with his behavior involves his self-control. The gun don't enter into it, sweetums Wink

Fuck guns, the only way to properly put down a zombie is to behead it. I'm a particular fan of using a fucking greatsword for this purpose. You get that thing swinging... and you are messing up something's day.

You accidentally a phrase.


EDIT: Skyrim has the power to change that, Summer. Skyrim is... Wonderful. Amazing.
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#26
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Don't mess with a zombie nut... we are dangerous people.
Cunt
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#27
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I've seen it, Annik. It's just that for the most part, I only played Zelda. I didn't have a wish to really play anything else, even Lord of the Rings games. I just don't sit still that way, I guess.
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(December 7, 2012 at 3:01 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I've seen it, Annik. It's just that for the most part, I only played Zelda. I didn't have a wish to really play anything else, even Lord of the Rings games. I just don't sit still that way, I guess.

Play it. I might motivate you to at least check out the other Elder Scrolls games. Skyrim is different than a lot of games today in that it was craft with care and art. Most games are Call-of-Duty like (Read: Shitty).
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RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument



I've got Zombieland out from the library. I'm avoiding looking at reviews, which sometimes doesn't pay, but I prefer a movie to be a complete unknown.

It's looking like a movie day. I've also got Men In Black III on Blu-ray from red box, as well as Olivier's Henry V from the library.

And no, I have neither gun nor girlfriend.


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#30
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Woody Harrelson ftw.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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