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Story writing game
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(Lets go with min because its his first post)
RE: Story writing game Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).  RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 2:05 am
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Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. ................ THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!!   RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 2:14 am
(This post was last modified: December 10, 2012 at 2:16 am by Darth.)
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. ................ THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!! Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. ................ THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!! Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises. It's amazing how loud the sound of their ejaculate hitting my door was.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). 
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. ................ THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!! Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises. It's amazing how loud the sound of their ejaculate hitting my door was. Off to the hospital church I went
RE: Story writing game
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads. Suddenly there was a knock on the door. ................ THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!! Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises. It's amazing how loud the sound of their ejaculate hitting my door was. Off to the hospital church I went to hit on the nuns.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). (December 11, 2012 at 6:26 am)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: RE: Story writing game and to then continue posting additional stuff into a "story writing" thread I had opened in the bleak hope that the thread will gain more attention. Which made me sad. 
So to cheer myself up I decided to make myself a snack. I opened the pantry and looked at the meagre contents. Damn; only one out-of-date tin of baby left...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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