Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!!
Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises. It's amazing how loud the sound of their ejaculate hitting my door was. Off to the hospital church I went to hit on the nuns.
and to then continue posting additional stuff into a "story writing" thread I had opened in the bleak hope that the thread will gain more attention. Which made me sad.
So to cheer myself up I decided to make myself a snack. I opened the pantry and looked at the meagre contents. Damn; only one out-of-date tin of baby left... so I settled for kittens instead, but ceiling cat did not approve.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
................
THE GERMANS WERE COMING!!!!!
Security soon arrive to escort the two lewd german tourists off of the hospital premises. It's amazing how loud the sound of their ejaculate hitting my door was. Off to the hospital church I went to hit on the nuns.
and to then continue posting additional stuff into a "story writing" thread I had opened in the bleak hope that the thread will gain more attention. Which made me sad.
So to cheer myself up I decided to make myself a snack. I opened the pantry and looked at the meagre contents. Damn; only one out-of-date tin of baby left... so I settled for kittens instead, but ceiling cat did not approve.
