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Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 12:22 am
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Ok, this might be fun or just the stupidest thing ever or both. It's a story writing game. Each poster contributes a few words to the previous poster's contribution.
So if I start with "Once upon a time," the next poster might add "there lived a princess" and then maybe somebody else will then add "who was most purple of all the land" etc. The story just goes on being written by each of us.
Few rules (nothing too limiting):
1. Keep it short. Nothing beyond a single sentence.
2. If the previous poster didn't end a sentence, you may continue that sentence and you may end that sentence but you cannot start a new sentence.
3. You may start a new sentence only if the previous poster finished a sentence.
4. If you start a new sentence, you can either write a complete sentence or leave it incomplete for the next poster to continue.
I'll start:
"Once upon a time"
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 12:27 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god,
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 12:27 am
I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do.
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 12:41 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however
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December 10, 2012 at 12:43 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck.
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 12:57 am
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Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 1:12 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays).
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December 10, 2012 at 1:20 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor.
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 1:22 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor.
And the doctor replied; you can't reason fundamentalists, but you can whistle on your bottle if you fart loud enough.
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RE: Story writing game
December 10, 2012 at 1:22 am
Once upon a time, in a world abandoned by god, I got up in the morning and took a piss, and like each piss in the morning, it was a moment of relief which gave the day a even better start than any coffee could ever do. The pooping however was impossible, because an empty bottle was stuck. It's ok because the bottle in my ass gives me the super human ability to reason with fundamentalists (on Wednesdays). At least, that's what I told the doctor. The doctor explained that I should take the shit-filled bottle and smash it over their jesus-loving heads.
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