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"Talking Jesus" (Urban Dictionary definition)
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"Talking Jesus" (Urban Dictionary definition)
Here is something funny that stumbled on in the Urban Dictionary.

Talking Jesus

The act of talking or expressing nonsensical gibberish that make no sense whatsoever. A phrase used commonly in Chinese.

Dude, are those Christians talking Jesus again?

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That cracks me up. But the way the Christians use "Jesus" it seems so vague to me that it's almost meaningless.

"We must make Jesus a priority in our lives. We must put Jesus first. We must make Jesus the center of our lives. Because we need to get to really know Jesus! And can't be afraid to listen to Jesus and spend time with Jesus. Because Jesus desires a deeply personal relationship with us."

And nobody seems to ask "What the hell does all that mean?" Undecided

I like the Chinese!
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