New patch for Real Life MMO

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Got this from here:
http://boards.4chan.org/v/res/167739032
Can I link to 4chan?

God 12/20/12(Thu)18:18

Real Life v.2.112 Patch notes

>Fixed a server issue that was predicted to cause catastrophic shutdowns on the 21st due to an influx of brazillian players. PLEASE NOTE EVERYTHING WILL CONTINUE AS NORMAL
>To compensate, all players have been given a temporary boost in confidence and until the 22nd
>Permabanned a player in Connecticut for spawn-killing
>Permabanned a player in China for smurfing
>Random drops on Christmas presents has been raised
>Reskinned local towns and outposts for Christmas
>Refocused resources to travel hubs in anticipation of the massive warping of people to see their guild-mates
>The Gangnam Style in-game song has been given a nerf in catchiness and popularity. Sorry about that.
>Christmas Music has been added to the pool of possible songs when a player enters a zone
>Still looking into the lost accounts glitch in the Bermuda zone
>Gave a temporary boost to all players' generosity rating
>In-game microtransactions through steam have all been discounted. Enjoy!

Please note that all players caught looting, stealing, or attacking in non-PvP zones in the wake of the fixed glitch will be banned. Happy Holidays!

some gamers reactions:

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:24 No.167739696

>No changes to gender balance

Pls god, women are OP as fuck with group-activated buffs, pls nerf

Col. Autumn 12/20/12(Thu)18:28 No.167740214

>1992+20
>still haven't nerfed the Islam feature

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:29 No.167740365

>>167740214
What are you talking about?

The intelligence penalty more than makes up for any faith and aggressiveness bonuses

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:30 No.167740537

When is this game going to add new locations?

all these years and we still only have a handful of locations to visit.

>you where too late to try Atlantis in beta
>people complained about how advanced it was and how difficult it was, so it got removed before 1.0

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:33 No.167740915

Why did you delete my daddy?

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:35 No.167741075

Guns are way to overpowered, also, take out the nerf for swords

And the Psychic skill tree is not open to everybody

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:37 No.167741418

God, please nerf Feminism viral-trait, it's infecting everywhere and making it hard to enjoy mini-games.

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:38 No.167741508

Is the afterlife beta running yet or what?

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:39 No.167741683

Been putting more points into char and str (started switching from mage build to warrior build mid level 16), noticed girl and relationship quests are easier but don't really seem to be worth pursuing until higher levels when the marriage/family branches become more viable. Last relationship quest failed and now my character has depression drain which has put -5 on nearly ALL my stats, having to use alcohol potions just to get them back up to normal or else I can't use the social life panel. Been going on quite a few raids to clubs for some exp farming with other warriors on my friendslist but it gets boring really quick.

Which brings me on to my next complaint - during peak times in town/city centres, SO much rule-braking PVP goes on in otherwise non-PVP areas. The other day some beserker that should really be on one of the Arab servers tried to gank me with his clan. Luckily my other clan members were near by but still - why aren't these people banned?

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:45 No.167742409

When are you going to fix the Wizard class?
I've been waiting for my powers for a few years now.

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:48 No.167742782
>pay for faster travel
>pay for class buffs and equipment
>pay for food
>have to grind for days to get any money

yeah, nah, you're a cunt

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)18:52 No.167743284

I always get hyped for the christmas updates, and its always the same rehashed shit. Come one, man. Stop appealing to the nostalgiafags and try something neew

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)19:00 No.167744213

Why do some players get more points to dump into the skill tree than others upon character creation? I mean like seriously what the fuck, God.

Anonymous 12/20/12(Thu)19:01 No.167744391
Replies: >>167744671 >>167744710 >>167744728

>mfw still no global economy patch

Seriously. This shit is unacceptable. Why would you even introduce in game economy is there is no way to regulate it?

Also, the diamond auction house is full of fucking liars. They're just artificially inflating the price of their shit-tier minerals.