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Will Jesus return on a white horse?

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Will Jesus return on a white horse?
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 18, 2013 at 9:57 pm
(January 17, 2013 at 9:25 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: What's with the whole "White Charger" ...wait, ... are we getting mythologies mixed up here??

Maybe it's supposed to be a Dodge Charger:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 18, 2013 at 10:51 pm
(January 17, 2013 at 1:03 am)catfish Wrote: I now know what you would consider a "moral act" at this point. Now I just think you're a moron... Undecided
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In ancient Peru exposing children to die on the tops of mountains was not only considered "moral" but the fucking gods allegedly demanded it.

Apparently they were just more honest than Yahweh the Bloody-Handed.
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 18, 2013 at 10:53 pm
(January 18, 2013 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: In ancient Peru exposing children to die on the tops of mountains was not only considered "moral" but the fucking gods allegedly demanded it.

Kids can be really annoying.. Especially after trekking them all the way up a mountain.
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